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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Make Nazis afraid again!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!